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Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.
“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”
by Rubiwan August 26, 2022
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buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet
"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."
by Nymuz December 24, 2022
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poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.
See also The Fear.
Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: Your poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off and buy me one of those Mars Bars.
by Sasa Bonsum March 21, 2005
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poor weed

poor weed is a substitute for carpet in many money-impared households.

The homeowners have to go out in the woods at night and find the poor weed to garnish there floors with.

It is also used as a storage device for Feces.
Tom Churchman the knob nosed bastard goes out at night looking for poor weed.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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Poor-Man's Transformer

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
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poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.
i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.
by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016
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Chinga-poor

Chingapoor is a derogative for Singapore- an artificial "Pleasantville" nation of dorks, gays, and very sexy women horny for white men.
We're stopping by Chinga-poor
Feck! I'm so sick of it- nothing but shops
by Feckerville September 25, 2008
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