donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

by dat guy! April 28, 2016

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by Versailles' July 25, 2016

shut the please up

It means to please shut up

Bob: hahahhahahahha
Joe: shut the please up
BOB: ok becuase you said please.

by Qowoskdmdmd February 22, 2017

pop me please

When you're playing Super Mario with your bros and one of them dies, they come back inside a bubble, which is the appropriate time for your buddy to yell out "pop me please." Must be said in a whiny accent to get full effect.

Man: "ah man...that green shell got me. POP ME PLEASE"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020