Pexton

An Ominous Death Eater like figure, often seen in shadowed areas in a large black hooded cape. They leave destruction in their wake and like to threaten people using the postal service.

1. "Watch out bro! Pretty sure there is a pexton behind that tree!"
2. "Oh No, Pexton just put it in the post, im dooooomed!"

by Steve Stevenson 78 June 4, 2011

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petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

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Peryton

ONE OF THE BIGGEST DICKS KNOW ON THE PLANET. HONESTLY THE GUY HAS A FOREARM ATTACHED TO HIS GROIN. LEGEND HIS IT HE ONCED COCK SLAPPED A LADY AND IT REARRANGED HER FACE.

Girl1: WOW have you seen Peryton he is a biggun

Girl2: OMG I know right?

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Payton

An asshole with the same amount of brain cells as a potato and thinks that he's a 10 even though he's a 4 at best. He is also a HUGE fuckboy. Beware of the Payton.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there dancing like a drunk orangatang?
Girl 2: That's Payton, please don't date him he has about 9 more STDs than he does friends.

by OurLordAndSaviorPaneraChrist May 3, 2018

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peytin

Lovable guy. Hyper at times but always has a good heart.

I love you peytin

by Fml0028 November 15, 2018

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1.) The self consience belief that you are superior to all people in just about anything that you do. (especially in such things as Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare2 and Farmville) This behavior is very funny and amusing to watch, for he whom calls others noobs, is truely the noob.

2.)It is the act of saying "pro" in just about every sentance that you say.

3.)It is the act of being a douche.

Peytonimor7-ism is:

Putting videos on YouTube about how great they are in Call of Duty.

Inviting a girl to play CoD at thier house.

by Legalous Y Aragorn <3 January 28, 2010

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