2 definitions by OurLordAndSaviorPaneraChrist
An asshole with the same amount of brain cells as a potato and thinks that he's a 10 even though he's a 4 at best. He is also a HUGE fuckboy. Beware of the Payton.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there dancing like a drunk orangatang?
Girl 2: That's Payton, please don't date him he has about 9 more STDs than he does friends.
Girl 2: That's Payton, please don't date him he has about 9 more STDs than he does friends.
by OurLordAndSaviorPaneraChrist January 17, 2018
A lovably clumsy wierdo and an amazing friend. Mollis are gorgeous and insanely loyal. They will also try to fight anyone who hurts their friends.
Fuckboy: Who's that hottie over there?
Ashley: That's Molli don't even try she's way out of your league.
Ashley: That's Molli don't even try she's way out of your league.
by OurLordAndSaviorPaneraChrist January 17, 2018