pepper spray

really horrible stuff that makes ur face feel like its on fire and ur eyes like theyre haveing thousands of little red hot needles poking thru them. if a cop ever tells u to do something or else hell pepper spray you, just do it, and sue him later.

cop: put ur hands behind ur back
me: fuck u
cop: put ur hands behind ur back or u will be pepper sprayed.
me: fuck u pig!
cop: time for the pepper spray.
me: screams in agony

by pockets1213 October 10, 2006

Dr. Pepper

Greatest soft drink ever.

Dr. Pepper makes me shiver in anticipation.

by CkDead May 11, 2004

Pepe

In the religion of Kekism, Pepe is the sole prophet of the great god, Kek. He bears similarities to the prophets Jesus and Muhammad due to the fact that Christianity and Islam was written based on the true story of Pepe.

Pepe is the second element of the Trinity of Kekism, which is - Kek (A god to smile upon us), Pepe (A frog headed man created in the image of Kek to bring great keks to his people) and of course, the true power of the universe that flows through us all, Autism (A force of Kek to be harnessed by those sperg enough).

Pepe is believed to reappear in various points in history such as the creation of the alliance between Kekistan and King Sargon of Akkad and playing a part in the promotion of the election of Donald Trump into American Presidency.

Normistani : "Yo wtf is this frog drawing and kek shit?"
Cukistani : "That's a white supremacist dog-whistle, created by the hacker 4chan!"
Kekistani : "Kek is the one true god and Pepe is his prophet. Pepe (Kek be upon him) is a meme of peace."

by Svlad Cjelli IV May 20, 2019

cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

lord pepe

the all mighty lord pepe

what can i do for you lord pepe?

by pro memer February 20, 2018

chilli pepper

(for ARMYs) jimin's cock

"he has the same size with jimin's chilli pepper"

by cacklingjimin_ November 18, 2018

dr. pepper savage injun

A variation of the card game savage injun that is not recommended for rational, sober poker players. In the original game of savage injun there are two cards dealt, face down to all players. The players then hold the cards up to their foreheads, face out,(like an Indian's feathers on a head-dress) where you cannot see your own cards, but all of your opponents can see your cards. You bet on your knowledge of the other player's cards.

In the doctor pepper version (not recommended), the game is complicated by having wild cards of 10-2-4. Not for the feint of heart.

Willie shot Tyronne dead after losing to him in three straight hands of dr. pepper savage injun.

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004