Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

pencil

this is the kind og graffiti pen you use on a piece of paper. if the graffitipen does not color off anymore you need to sharpen it using a big sharpener.

That pencil i amazing, where did you get it?

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022