penasity

to be very '' penisy '' used to discribe people who are motherfuckers.

john: hey you motherfucker!
Rose: no john, not motherfucker penasity!

by kudu is from wb July 22, 2011

pedasmile

Creepy smile, that resembles the facial expression of a person who would try to lure kids into a white van. (Pedaphile + smile)

"Yo Chris looks like such a creep in that pic." "Yeah he's rockin the pedasmile."

by loo.may December 18, 2011

peasant boy

A poor person who is unable to pay for drinks or a round of shots for their boys and is only able to get drunk by stealing boozes or mooching of others kindness.

The ole beer and pee swap, that is what the peasant boy gets for drinking beer thru a straw when nobody was looking. Classic bait and switch.

by KingBullshark September 22, 2014

Peasant

A female that cheats on the man she is about to marry with a boy from high school

Peasant

by Red1521 November 8, 2017

pebis

the equivalent of a pp or something really smexy

Guy: wow thats pebis
Girl: thats a big pebis

by the dude who says duuudee November 4, 2019

Peasant-year

A unit of value. One peasant-year is equal to the cost of employing one peasant (anyone making minimum wage) for a year.

For example: in the USA minimum wage is $7.25 an hour and peasants are legally entitled to time off, meaning a peasant-year is equal to $7.25 an hour * 40 hours a week * 50 weeks, or $14,500.

Jeff Bezos has a net worth of $184.6 billion, or 12,731,034.5 peasant-years.

by Pagan God of Memes February 12, 2021

Peashooter

A plant that shoots peas. (Good against Zombies)

I used a Peashooter to kill a Zombie.

by Plant Handler #69 March 16, 2021