When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.
That guy is a K-paradox
by Dinoplant April 8, 2025
Get the K-Paradoxmug. When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019
Get the the lost mind paradoxmug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
Get the The Horton Password Paradoxmug. A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.
Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022
Get the Sincerely Me Paradoxmug. The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.
Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.
by Dr. Digsby April 16, 2024
Get the Digsby's Paradoxmug. When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.
Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
by BOI64 February 4, 2021
Get the The Shonda Rhimes Paradoxmug.