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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
mugGet the Pack and a Halfmug.

5-pack

A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).

The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
Odin gave his friend Bill a Christmas 5-pack.
by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019
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twack pack

A collection of items carried and commonly used by meth addicts
I have a flashlight, 26 batteries, 14 rigs, and lotion In my twack pack.
by Dg1994 April 25, 2017
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Alpha pack

An Alpha Pack is something that you get in with a group of furries to make fun of that one special slay slay person.
Person 1 : Hey! Do you want to join the alpha pack?
Person 2 : Sure is Jaiden in there?
Person 1 : Of course that’s the reason we have the tubblier pack.
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 28, 2023
mugGet the Alpha packmug.

packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
by mcfisha January 25, 2008
mugGet the packing lunchesmug.

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”
by El ritardo July 6, 2019
mugGet the packing an ambassadormug.

gusher pack

A superior vagina that’s is mushy, gushy, wet, and squirts.
Friend 1: “You get any play last night?”

Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
by Gusherpackking May 4, 2023
mugGet the gusher packmug.

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