outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.

"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!

by Cont78 January 1, 2010

talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.

You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.

by PuterMedic April 23, 2009

get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

by Youn K July 17, 2016

Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

out of pocket

Out of Pocket is a colloquialism used in the Southern Region of the United States. It is favored by grandparents and great-grandparents. It means to be unreachable in a communication sense. Very common in the days before cell phones.

I'm going into town so I'll be out of pocket until I get back.

Johnny's been out of pocket for a few days. He's in the woods hunting.

by wordfey June 13, 2016

Out of the butt, and into the fuck.

When you go from bad to worse. When you take a nose dive off a cliff into the abyss of doom.

We're gonna be Out of the butt, and into the fuck. if we don't come up with that 45 dollars!

by Danbridge November 23, 2006

take the cadillac out of the garage

when a seemingly shy person (chick) becomes very outgoing, typically when under the influence.

Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often.

by yosdk September 5, 2005