by John alexander Mason February 21, 2014
Get the Hard Steppingmug. A small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
I tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. Next thing I know I'm asked to leave on the grounds I'm drunk
by Soreleg October 31, 2009
Get the Drunken Stepsmug. the act of taking extreme measures to avoid somone when you see trouble in the future if you run into them.
girl #1 i almost ran into my ex the other day.
girl #2 oh hell no, you need to step wide around that mess.
girl #2 oh hell no, you need to step wide around that mess.
by futureagogo November 16, 2009
Get the step widemug. man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.
i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel
i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel
by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011
Get the stepped on a bagelmug. by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019
Get the Step-mommug. by ShadowFrost January 5, 2008
Get the Step Tracemug. Your Stepdad, who you’ve known from the time he was bouncing you on his lap since you were little. Left dear old Mom and got remarried to a guy you thought was your Uncle. Who you can now call Step-Stepdad.
Oh my bad, bro. I forgot your Step Dad left your Mom to marry his best man in their wedding making him your Step-Stepdad
by anonymous March 26, 2021
Get the Step-Stepdadmug.