Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

PADS

known in the streetwear marketplaces as Passing As Deadstock, it means passing an item brand new

Jordan 1 x off white, PADS, size 9 etc...

by lilchigga June 17, 2018

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

shin pad dribbler

A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.

Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.

by sdafasdfasdfasd May 3, 2025

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019

PAD

Post anime depression

That anime gave me really bad PAD

by okokokokokokokokokokkk July 4, 2021

clicking the d-pad

A reference to masturbation your sweaty twitch gamer friend would make.

"Hey guys sorry stream is late I was clicking the d-pad and got goo in my glasses." Said the sweaty twitch gamer

by TreOcculuem May 9, 2021