junkyard smart fridge

This slang term refers to a second-hand smart fridge bought from a junkyard by a middle-class family who wants to experience owning a smart fridge but just cannot afford one. Once having arrived at the family's home, this smart fridge ends up (experience some kind bug causing it) having its date setting stuck on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Hence, the family can only eat from the smart fridge at night, at least for the first several days upon the arrival of the smart fridge.

When the Johnsons bought a junkyard smart fridge, they were excited to upgrade their kitchen, but little did they know it had a glitch that locked the date on Ramadan—so they could only raid it for snacks after sunset for the first few days!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Fridge magnets

A way to express a hurtful, disappointed, or annoyed, feeling.

Holy fridge magnets man.
Dude this is such fridge magnets.
OH MY FRIDGE MAGNETS DUDE, STOP!

by Shlong slinger July 18, 2025

Rusty Fridge

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.

Brett went ice dipping and then gave Megan anal, giving her a rusty fridge.

by Jessdigs January 4, 2025

Fridge

Xbox series x ha ha ha XD XD XD XD

Guy 1: This fridge is the shit! Where'd you get it from?
iJustine and Snoop Dogg: We got it from Microsoft.
Guy 1: The hell? How in the fuck do you get a fridge from fucking Microsoft!?

by Uniaer November 30, 2020

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020

Nuking the fridge

Throwing a microwave at a fridge as hard as one can.

"Holy shit Dave was caught nuking the fridge!"

by Pee hole jenkins July 2, 2021

Fridging

Making a sperm bank with your own fridge at home

T: You've been fridging so much this weekend! Why!?

L: I'm creating family savings.

by goosebumpslover November 26, 2024