A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
by CappaFranco April 2, 2016
Get the falcon smashmug. N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023
Get the Smashed Burgersmug. Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
Get the Smashing Trashmug. by computerlaptoplol May 1, 2013
Get the fillip smashmug. What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014
Get the Taco Smashmug. When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 22, 2019
Get the Thanos Smashmug. Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
by LBBB October 14, 2016
Get the tram smashmug.