Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 7, 2018

Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.

Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.

by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021

Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.

Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”

by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

crumb drinker

A derogatory term for a Lesbian hooker who doesn’t tip waiters and lives in an urban area

You dirty crumb drinker

Fucking Crumb Drinker

Have you seen Karen what a fucking crumb drinker

by Crumb Drinker101 February 3, 2020

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025