good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed

“Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”

by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

by spicehboi December 17, 2017

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.

'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'

by Heidy B May 21, 2006

dollar tree

a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.

i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!

by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 4, 2008

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003