German flag

When a person is defecating and urinating at the same time while they are on their period. The colors of black, red and yellow representing shit, blood and piss accordingly.

"yo i just had a German flag at the tpoilet it hurt like hell"

by Nickisbitch September 29, 2023

german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.

"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"

by tangysjuice September 30, 2023

hangry german

when someone is too hungry and angry at the same time, then all of sudden starts to speak german.

mom, food delivery is on the way, please stop behaving like a hangry german.

by maniR4E December 1, 2021

German molotov

When you nut in a balloon approximately 20 times and then throw it at your woman during sex

Ashley: he threw a balloon filled with nut at me and I couldn't see he called it a German molotov.

by Hunky hooter December 17, 2020

German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex

"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer

by Swagger57 December 20, 2020

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021