szechuan noodler 

A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.

She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.

szechuan noodler by AbeTree October 8, 2012

Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

Pot noodle wank by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

ugly ass noodle head 

ugly rich kid

Daniel is such a ugly ass noodle head.

ugly ass noodle head by Slave December 9, 2016

The Ramen Noodle 

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

The Ramen Noodle by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

noodle wax 

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

noodle wax by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004

tickle noodles 

Simply- Ramen noodles. They are not supposed to be chewed, so they tickle your throat and belly.

"Yo man, go make me some tickle noodles!"
"Wait, what do you want?"
"You know, Ramen, retard."

tickle noodles by Carolyn Zeller November 15, 2006

Bad Noodle 

1. a bad/naughty child 2. an under/over cooked pasta

1. That little Johnny is such a bad noodle!
2. One time i ate a really bad noodle at Po's Pasta Place.

Bad Noodle by eellennluva October 17, 2010