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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024

by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010

Name given to a person who has been awake days on end using meth without taking a shower or brushing their teeth.
Yo did you see him? Looking all like he was count torebackula.
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
What the hell happened to you? Count torebackula!
by Dirt Napp August 9, 2016

by Richflex February 8, 2023

by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''
"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
