Stuffed Mushroom

When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.

Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.

by Skippy V. November 22, 2011

Mushroom Cloud

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.

Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.

by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

Mushroom popsicle

The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.

My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.

by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

magic mushroom

The tip of my boyfriend's cock.

I love sucking on his magic mushroom.

by ST May 8, 2004

Mushroom bump

The after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise

wanna mushroom bump bitch?

by The warhammer February 7, 2009

louisiana mushroom

The act of dipping one's penis in hotsauce and then smacking it into a person's face.

Chelsea was blinded by her boyfriend's louisiana mushroom.

by Poohbear and Bob-o January 18, 2009

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

by zoeh December 3, 2004