Mustard Twitch

When you Hit a amazing Quickscope in Fortnite with the Bolt Action Sniper Rifle

I just pulled A fat Mustard Twitch just now.

by Lemonade Selling Moistmen May 19, 2018

mustard jar

What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers

player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QWRTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVNMPOIUYT May 21, 2018

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Meltard

An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.

My cousin had Down Syndrome. We refer to him as Meltarded so he stops screeching.

by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019