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Climbing Mount Ranier 

Pacific Northwest slang for climbing up to the roof to get high.
Dude 1: "Dude, you should have been there last night, we climbed Mount Ranier & the view of the stars up there was magnificent."
Dude 2: "Aw, man, next time I'm climbing with you!"

Dude 3: "Why are they going upstairs?"
Dude 4: "Oh, they're Climbing Mount Ranier."
Dude 3: "Why do they never invite me!"
Dude 4: "Cuz you're afraid of heights, Dude."
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Mercy Mount 

When a man has sex with an unattractive or otherwise undesirable woman. The man has to be out of the woman’s league to qualify as a mercy mount.
Dude : I’ve had a few mercy mounts in my day that would make a coroner queasy

Polar Bear Mount  

The white person's version of doggy style.
Polar Bear Mount by K - Ave MBA January 16, 2009

The Mount Everest Sexpedition 

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

Rocky Mount, VA 

A small town in Franklin County, VA with nearly nothing to do. We have a Walmart, McDonald's and... who am I kidding? Thats all. Don't move here.
sign: "Welcome to Rocky Mount, VA!"

me: *sigh*
Rocky Mount, VA by Stalker-x April 19, 2011

Rocky Mount 

The Moonshine capital of the world located in the large county of Franklin in Virginia.
Have you ever been to Rocky Mount? It is overrun by rednecks, beer, and tobacco. Lovely, isn't it?
Rocky Mount by Craig Sales December 9, 2007

Epic Mount

When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."