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Mittens

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.
best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them
but want to use a code word.
so they use mittens!
"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"
by shlambam. January 24, 2009
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Bitch Mittens

A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
This is a real boxing bout- no Bitch Mittens allowed.
by The_JDH November 5, 2012
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minted

1- Her hat is minted!
2- Whoa, that holiday was minted!
3- He is so not minted.
by kitty-24 November 28, 2009
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mantenance

1) A necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.

2) The antidote for the random public boner.
Ben excused himself politely from Christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.

Chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected boner at the ballet.
by mantenance March 26, 2011
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kitten mitten

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.
Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten
by max juan January 3, 2005
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double-minted kid

A kid who eats two intensely strong mints at the same time, struggling with the urge to spit them out because of their unusually intense flavor. Yet, they master the skill of eating two super minty mints because they are...DOUBLE MINTED KIDS!!!!!!!
hxc yeah mints. mintcore
oh look at that girl eating two mints, shes cool. shes a true double-minted kid.
by fransea December 11, 2006
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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