Midlothian Laocean

Doing it in the public pool.

GF: Hey, im feelin' dirty and turned on, lets go do a Midlothian Laocean!

BF: Awesome, lets get it on!

by AADrummer!! February 21, 2011

Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

Militant Anti Global Warming movement

A movement that seeks to overthrow all the governments of the world and then ban all burning off fossil fuels and/or seek to destory all fossil fuel burning sites and internal combustion engines.

Support the militant anti global warming movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011

milktarts

the dried disc of nipple milk peeled of a prego

watch out for the pregnant lady's boobs she probably has milktarts

by mml98 September 24, 2015

Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

Migotti

An Italian slang word, for someone who is awful at the position of goaltender in ice hockey. Also used to discribw when one makes a very costly mistake in life.

"Did you throw out that painting we had in the corner over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That paintaing was a million dollar painting! You idiot, you pulled a Migotti"

by ElStefano Migottini December 6, 2015

military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016