mercedes

fat black whore who eats cake all day. makes up stories about herself,
great bipolar disorder. is confused about her sexuality. likes girls AND guys. Big huge tits that can take down a skyscraper. gets raped alot. trys to be the emo/scene girl, has no real friends, major poser and whos house gets burned down by the KKK. because everybody hates her (:

" i was hungry so i went out with a mercedes, cuz i thought she was a hersey kiss!.. i was wrong :("

by megatron fuck yooh February 14, 2009

Mercedes

She is my best friend she has done a lot for me we have been best friends for years we have had disagreements but we became best friends again

Girl one : Who is that beautiful nice girl over there

Girl two : that Mercedes

by Best friend goals January 14, 2019

Mercedes

The most amazing girl in the world, she is beautiful and perfect. Once you fall for her you love her for life.

Colby Loves Mercedes

by ColbyMan26 January 4, 2020

mercedes

a fat girl about 14-15 who likes to break guys hearts. mercedes is also annoying and immature, altho she can be nice mercedes is over confident and likes to be a fuckin ass to poeple and shes not pretty. mercedes is also obsessed with the mercedes benz and other cars she is usually tomboyish she is very bubbly too :) some mercedes have big boobs

tell mercedes to shut up please

by vineyard for jada July 6, 2009

any clan shock wave member

big faggots that are gay and are stupid

shock unnamed,crow,screed,swift,imp,swift,format

by GUEST June 4, 2003

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 21, 2005

Mercedes

The sweetest, most original girl. She has such a sweet smile and a kind heart. Her intentions are pure and she’ll leave an imprint on your life. With her goals and ambitions being unmatched, she can be somewhat intimidating to men that aren’t used to a woman of her magnitude. She’s adventurous, funny, loyal, faithful, and she’ll make you smile even when you don’t want to.

Aye bro, I can’t make it I’m taking Mercedes out tonight

by Fearlessflower November 3, 2019