mamonazo

In spanish, like mamon sucker but used oftenly ina possitive way

¿Pero donde te habias escondido todo este tiempo mamonazo? Vamos a tomar unas cervezas!!!!
But where the hell were you hidden in all this time mamonazo? Come on, lets take some beers

by Picrico August 9, 2004

mahon

to jog the first curve and straight of the track. you the walk the next curve. you then jog the next straight and walk the following curve. you then finish by jogging the last two straightaways and the last curve

i just ran a mahon. yipeekya

by keiko forest May 10, 2005

Karl Malone

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz

yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch

by coner April 4, 2003

mot a ta maman

French for word to your mother. Kind of cool if you're looking to be perceived as both witty AND smart.

Mary: My mom told me to tell you hi!
Lucy: Oh really? Mot a ta maman!
Mary: ...what?
Lucy: Jeez. I said word to your mom in french, homie!
Mary: Oh my goshhhh! You're so witty and smart! I'm gonna say that now!

by haylzzzzHOMES. December 9, 2007

Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 28, 2007

Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018

Mahon's Journals

The worst possible thing to do when you're reading a book. opposition, repetition, and metaphor. you don't know how much to write, and when you write as much as you can, it's not enough.

on a scale of 0-4, the highest anyone has gotten is a 2.

1: What are you doing?
2: Mahon's journals....
1: Have fun with that!
2: Shut. Up.

by asddkfljjfffaklsdj123419837401 March 5, 2009