cum logic

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

by cumLogician October 30, 2011

CSI Logic

A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.

"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"

"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."

"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"

"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."

"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"

"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."

by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012

diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense

Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic

by HiroTS February 14, 2015

Tactical lagging

The act of walking slower so that you may check out the ass of whomever is besides or behind you

I had to do some tactical lagging to get Stacy to walk in front of me so I could observe dat ass in peace

by Cap'n Derp September 25, 2016