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THE LIVING LEGEND

the living legend is a school teacher that has taught for around 36 years or so.
the living legend is also extremely stylish.

Dr.Russell is the only human to be worth such a title.
by ilovedoctorrussell February 29, 2008
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portable living room

look at that fat ass in his portable living room!

ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!

those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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There's A FUCKING DEMON OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THAT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY or something idk ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Person 1:New York is like my favourite state!
Person 2:Mine is Ohio
Person 3:I live in Ohio and I hate living in Ohio ONG๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ข
by Some_European_Dude. September 8, 2022
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living out loud

The process by which a man or a woman makes it publicly known that they are living an openly gay lifestyle.
Jim was in the closet, until he started living out loud.
by xlockex July 23, 2012
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Governor Livingston High School

An old school where stuck up rich kids go who think they're good at sports but in reality , never win any titles. As you can see from above. Also, lesbians attend there.
Governor Livingston High School , filled with ugly sluts , lost their game today.
by Girl1 June 26, 2006
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Living Legend

Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".

To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
by JMUK January 15, 2014
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