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Lumberjack's Armpit

The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!
Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.
by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006
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leeber

This word refers to the Megaman Theme Song Trance Version
This song is so damn leeber!
by Rewind127 December 28, 2005
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Italian Lumberjack

When a couple is eating pasta, the guy kicks over the girl, yelling "Timber", then when she lands, they begin to have sex.
by funguy1991 December 7, 2010
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Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.
I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.
by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009
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Dirty Lumberjack

Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.

In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.

He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.

Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.




ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack

--quite a twist.
Quick! Fred, give me a dirty lumberjack so the police will not recognize me.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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Lumberdog

(n. Lumber·dog, Vulgar Slang)
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.

(adj. lumberdog·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man who enjoys homosexual pitching and catching with FXjohn.
4. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.
That guy is a lumberdoger, he likes to like the assholes of other men.
by survivalist11 March 28, 2009
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Lumberjack

1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood

2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.

2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 5, 2011
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