pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017
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lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.
Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss
when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass
by sanxity November 05, 2018
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Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.
Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD
by the upteenth time December 29, 2024
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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
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Lap yurtz

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.
Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.
by Lap yurtz June 05, 2022
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