A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.
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A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.
*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."
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Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.
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Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
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Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.
MSN messenger conversation:
-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?
-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?
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Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
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