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kaerigan 

A blubbering, stuttering, fleshy yalish with issues and sexual mistendencies, groveling at the feet of teachers and classmates seeking the troved knowlegde that be "What is a handjob, what is hard and soft?"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h--h-h-h-h-ey Alex, w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-hats fornication."

They are often subject to predatorial animals, such as Maxes and Jerms roaming the school savannah. Their forms of attack are limited--only an insolent dumping of the test tube on the predators. Normally, the attack will fail, and he'll retreat into a flood of stutters.
"Kaerigan! Ask your mother what a handjob is!"
kaerigan by Alextheexisting February 8, 2024
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Kaeley is like if you’ve ever seen the beautiful sunset above an ocean where it reflects on the water leaving you in awe but she’s not the sunset she’s actually the fatass whale ruining the view
Damn Kaeley probably can’t even see her toes
Kaeley by YungPac February 20, 2024
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A big booty bitch: Kaevius dick so big !
kaevius by GMB Leader May 9, 2024
A girl who adores poetry and is loveably a sweetheart. A Kaelene is someone who you can talk to everytime you're sad and she'd gladly listen to you, an amazing girl that is adored by a lot of people :)
Boy 1: "Did you meet any Kaelene in your life?"
Girl 1: "Oh my god, of course! The best person that I've ever met."
she's my best friend. she's the person who would literally write a 3652663 letters long message just to cheer you up. she's also really beautiful, even though she doesn't acknowledge it. the only bad thing abt her is that she almost never texts first- but still love her nonetheless<3

hi, to you who is reading this, don't mind me, this is just an appreciation post for my bsf kael <3
: is that Kael?
: yea she is, I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
Kael by gothshawtydoinit September 10, 2024

Kaeleigh 

A girl who you can only find online in a comment section when you are just about to lose faith in romance. She will be everything you want and make you realize how much you didn’t know you need from someone.

Everytime you see her face you want say you love her for the first time but don’t want to waste it, because you will need it when you can finally see her face to face.

I’m writing this so “you” obviously know it’s me and I know this is a paragraph so you may never see this.
Person A: hey man great show, if I were to offer you cocaine

Person B: I don’t do drugs and neither should you. get a girl like Kaeleigh and you will get all the high you need
Kaeleigh by Meister wings November 25, 2024