The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough
by Mutuo November 22, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
Get the Juan Dis Phakinatmug. Juan is good person most of the times but could also be sarcastic, stubborn, and a complete asshole to people he doesn't lile. lilehe could also be kind and funny when he feels like it.
Juan is funny.
by Juanes3 February 13, 2019
Get the Juanmug. Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
Get the Juan Antoniomug. by Cxshout juan September 17, 2022
Get the cxshout juanmug. Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020
Get the Juanmug. juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.
girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
by aroved October 5, 2019
Get the JUANmug.