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jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back
We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.
by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018
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Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.
by Bsy420 March 12, 2018
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Javacunt

java from the word coffee

cuntslang for term vagina

Female patrons of chain or trendy coffee shops around the country, usually dressed provocatively enough to be gawked at or possibly photographed by a horny male patron.
Bro I saw so much hot Javacunt at the starbucks while having my Latte this morning. Or. Bro check out the ass pic I got of this Javacunt this morning at the coffee shop downtown!!
by woody sarky June 8, 2018
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Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018
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Jamaican Weed

Jamaican weed is like heaven on earth!! one great example is Bob Fuckin Marley! one thing u should try before ur death is smoking jamaican weed!
man you should try this jamaican weed it will make you go so high you will fuck your own mother
by XxStitchxx64 June 27, 2018
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Jamaican maple leaf

N.

Another name for weed or cannabis

Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce
Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!
by Wangtang56 July 27, 2018
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Jamaican Backpack

In order to smuggle marijuana an individual places a bag of weed in another's anus and then pounds it in with his penis.
In order to get weed out of the Caribbean, Turbo gave Austin a Jamaican Backpack.
by ajmurphy October 19, 2018
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