hello jamie

When someone doesn't believe what you are saying.

Umm, yes it's the truth. Hello Jamie!?

by FurySlayer December 21, 2022

The Jamert

The jamert is an eldritch abomination which currently resides within the creature known as Edward, For some unspoken reason the Jamert prefers british young boys as his vessel this reason is currently not known.

The jamert is known to invoke insanity in the vessel he currently possesses and it often ends in the death of the vessel one way or another as the jamert flees in search of a new vessel

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Backflipmadness12346: Oh god he is beginning to jamert

The jamert is now activating

by Xarxa01 March 9, 2023

Dirty Jamie

The act of going on a lads weekend to butlins and coming back riddled with STD’s

Dave had a good weekend away but he’s only gone and done a dirty Jamie

by The real Mcconnell April 9, 2023

dancing with Jamie

A codeword coined in the UK to describe a male or female who is attracted to the same sex and has homosexual tendencies. Often used when trying to be discreet.

Friend 1: Do you reckon that guy wearing the shirt with rainbows and unicorns is gay?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.

by caramelbear June 13, 2013

tom and jamie

a good long lasting relationship that will last forever without any interference.

i wish our relationship was like Tom and Jamies

by superquerty December 1, 2017

hassan and jamie

The realest relationship Hassan And Jamie have ever been in. they share the same interests and are meant to be, though not the same age or race their love is real

Realest relationship in school is hassan and jamie

by Reallmff May 10, 2018

Do a Jamie!

be hammered in a pub or club and sneak off without saying goodbye.

Named after the illusion Jamie Reynolds (Leigh, Lancashire)

I’m so drunk. I think I will Do a Jamie!

by beerlover October 15, 2021