by Irate Worker again August 4, 2006
Get the jackeloupe mug.Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.
by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009
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An ugly summer dress worn by girls out to the bar (usually with leggings) that accentuates their beer gut.
by Blinker0n December 16, 2011
Get the Jackie Sundress mug.If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.
Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"
by waveyourarms May 9, 2008
Get the face jacked mug.This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009
Get the Status Jacked mug.When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Jacked mug.The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket
Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud
by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019
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