The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

itchy calf girl

The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.

"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"

by iawlalnatmteorfiuccakntrheejmescetxsy April 4, 2006

itchy scrut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 23, 2004

Itchy mouth

Itchy mouth has a similar meaning like big mouth. It means someone can't stop gossiping or likes to kick up a fuss. It's very common among high school students and 1st year university students.

"Hey pork pie, you need to see a doctor for your itchy mouth!"

"I'm sorry teacher, I can't control myself, but you know the root cause is the school culture?

by 1st year gossip Uni. student March 21, 2009

Itchy Tits

A state of excitement or arousal.

Just got paid. I’m all itchy tits and ready to go.

I’m all itchy tits for thanksgiving. Yes. Me too.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2018

The Itchy Mountain Men

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.

Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!

by satanta March 31, 2008

my pee pee itches

ur mom gay,jk when your pee pee itches

Jeff:hows your pee pee felling

dave:my pee pee itches

by supperswaggysassy March 17, 2019