Skip to main content

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>
Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<
by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010
mugGet the Ipodmug.

iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.
B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!
by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008
mugGet the iPod Driftmug.

iPod

a music player by apple, the first one was released in 2001 and then the last one was released in 2022 cuz of the iPhones and music streaming services
guy: hey what's that music player that apple made again?
guy 2: iPod
by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025
mugGet the iPodmug.

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.
Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.
by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021
mugGet the ipodmug.

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.
"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"
by thornbrook April 19, 2025
mugGet the Dan's iPodmug.

ipod touch

by Dope420 January 15, 2017
mugGet the ipod touchmug.

Share this definition