sky dryer

Device to rid the sky from clouds. Can only be operated by awesome flying ninjas. The advice resembles a katana with a violet blade. The sky dryer is unique and it is said, that is most often used to confuse the weather forecast. It's current location is unkown, however it has been spotted in several places all over the globe such as New York, Tokio, Bern and Wellington.

Recently a saying has evolved, regarding the managing of BBQ-parties.

Elvis: Aww! Man I was expecting rain today. If I knew this I would had the BBQ today.
Michael: Probably some dude used the sky dryer. These guys never stop.

by Karttibone January 11, 2010

Sky Docking

A lot like dry docking. After you completely empty the toilet of water commence with some good upper decker action. The lack of water makes it a lot like a dry dock. The fact that it is in the tank making it above the bowl gives it the term "Sky Docking"

My boss wouldn't give me a raised for the sencond time in a row, so i decided to give him unforgettable experience of a good sky docking. It took him forever to figure out where the brown water was coming from. Can you say ready-made gravy?

by Glurtch April 05, 2008

Eye in the Sky

Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of chances before
But I ain't gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
'Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

Don't say words you're gonna regret
Don't let the fire rush to your head
I've heard the accusation before
And I ain't gonna take any more
Believe me
The sun in your eyes
Made some of the lies worth believing

Chorus:
I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see anymore
To know that
I can read your mind,
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind

Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry I ain't changing my mind
So find another fool like before
'Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see anymore
To know that
I can read your mind,
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind

I am the eye in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see anymore
To know that
I can read your mind,
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind
(Looking at you)
I can read your mind

by Death Menace September 28, 2022

Sky Beaver

An Air Force spouse that keeps a Paratrooper on the side.

Hey joe are you still messing around with that sky beaver?

That sky beaver Tonya really loves the D.

by That 127 NCO October 15, 2019

Sky Punch

When you punch at the sky in anger.

God, i just got fired, i better go sky punch now.

by Mole March 06, 2005

purple sky

The act of giving someone oral and anal pleasure. The words snoodle and fargler both can be used here

I'm going to purple sky you all night long.

by killa mcgee October 10, 2006

sky vagina

1. a rip has occured and the sky has a sky vagina
2. a female organ plastered onto the sky by some god like force most likely god himself
3.this fucked up picture i saw on mystic boards

holy fuck aj that sky has a vagina

or if you look very closely while your passing over france you may catch a glimpse

sky vagina appear commonly over france

by WOFL August 12, 2006