Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.
by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
