Seed Hog

The act of being fat and nasty, while swallowing cum.

Did you see Troy last night? Such a Seed Hog.

by BubbaisFat September 01, 2016

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Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck July 28, 2013

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bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 02, 2014

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Wii hog

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

by Teh_YogiBear December 31, 2007

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feral hogs

a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"

feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.

by hoghimself July 27, 2010

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