hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010

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Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019

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bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 02, 2014

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Wii hog

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

by Teh_YogiBear December 31, 2007

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feral hogs

a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"

feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.

by hoghimself July 27, 2010

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