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To hit the bare penis on the forehead of a newly arrived member to the group or unit. An initiation enacted when new members attend their first FTA. Occasionally after being chased across the Mojave Desert and are completely expended of energy and the will to fight or flight any longer. The person is held on the ground flat on their back while the hog printer hits the forehead of the hog printee with his bare penis. Sometimes after the penis is pressed upon a stamp pad of black ink a hog stamp is created. The hog stamp is used to mark the forehead of the ones that claim it will not happen to them. May only be conducted by those previously printed into the group.
Sometimes the result of a good rooting
What the hell's a hog print? Oh you will find out. It will take more than just you guys to hog print me!
Bring the ink pad we're gonna hog print this fucker!
After rooting the dumbass we decided to hog print him.
by Bolerango January 16, 2013
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Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
by Little Lord Schmuck September 1, 2013
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Hog Vault

Its a place where the members of hogtopia keep their most prized possessions such as netherite, books, diamonds, emotionally attached to items, and most importantly, the hog bible
Ktaei: but that in the hog vault

AwesomeZ: yep quick!
by Ktaei March 24, 2021
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feral hogs

a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.
by hoghimself July 27, 2010
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fat hog

Which one of you fat hogs ate my damn pizza?!
by madd doctor April 21, 2009
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Hog Pile

A group of people jumping on top of one another.
by Genius12 October 30, 2008
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ground hog

when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.
Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!
by Sal Costanzo January 3, 2004
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