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Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 5, 2019
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Inverse Hitler

When you grow an entire beard and moustache but shave a small rectangle out from your upper lip.
Dante: "dude did you see Jeremy did the inverse Hitler?"

Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"
by Kosh Jeller November 2, 2017
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Mr Hitler

JEW#1- what do you think about that hitler guy
JEW#2- mr hitler is crazy guy
by gamergirlgoose April 11, 2019
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Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election
by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016
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Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.
Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"
by NutsBreath December 11, 2020
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Adolph Hitler

A very inspiring historical figure. He went from living in homeless shelters, to becoming chancellor of Germany, achieving most of his goal, and conquering most of Europe.
Man. Other than killing a bunch of Jews, Adolph Hitler was a pretty great person.
by TheDonutMan February 16, 2020
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Adolf hitler

The most fucked up man who ever lived. Adolf Hitler killed 7 million Jews, and homosexuals, Roman Catholics, hippies, even if you were just born with brown hair he would kill you. He believed in the 'master race.' He was the leader of the Nazi Party, in power in Germany, thus we all went to war. He lost and killed himself. (Apparently, no one actually knows... ) but they did find his body.
Who was responsible for the death of millions of innocent people, killed just because they looked a certain way or believed in some thing different?
Adolf Hitler.
by AFigmentofYourImagination April 9, 2009
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