Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Hasselrampage

When a Hasselbrink is pissed off or drunk and pissed off for no logical reason.

Person 1: Did you see Kyle last night?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Total Hasselrampage

by 666_Devils_Eyes September 22, 2014

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hässels

Back fat

My Hässels are HUGE.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016