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Red Harrison

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.
Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"
by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012
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Stetson-Harrison method

A general method for estimating various numerical values. The values are pulled out of a hat (Stetson), i.e. made up. The purpose of Harrison is to increase credibility.

As a generalization, things other than numbers can also be estimated using the Stetson-Harrison method.
Our group did not have any experience or competence in determining a suitable scope for the project, so an estimate for the scope was produced using the Stetson-Harrison method.
by trurl December 15, 2008
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Reverse Harrison

A Reverse Harrison is when a person receives a Harrison, they in turn suck that Harrison in and blow it back into the original farters face.
I tried to give Mike a harrison, but he was ready for it and gave me a reverse harrison.
by eck4343 March 24, 2012
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George Harrison

The overlord of the Daddy Dimension and the Superior Beatle
Person 1: who’s George Harrison?
Person 2: hmm...only the OVERLORD OF THE DADDY DIMENSION
by _ZooWeeMama_ September 19, 2019
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Benjamin Harrison

The only President of the USA along with Martin Van Buren that didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He was the only president to beat an incumbent and THEN lose to an incumbent back-to-back.
Did you know Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison and THEN won?
by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020
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Benjamin Harrison

Benjamin Harrison and Funny Valentine are 23rd POTUS of their respective universes.
by Saitama 777 February 17, 2021
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Luke Harrison

A "Luke Harrison" is the act of performing sexual intercourse whilst playing a flute, from the movie "Eyes of The Knight".
Sam: Did you get with that lass last night?

Ronald: Yer, she was well good

Sam: But didn't you have music lessons

Ronald: I multitasked, did a Luke Harrison on her.
by The Wisperer v2 November 5, 2009
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