Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!
by nao2357 February 22, 2021
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019
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pulling the handle

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?
by Blvckmouse November 29, 2018
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Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
Gross!!!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019
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to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.
"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."
by MTyeW23 July 16, 2021
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pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.
wow, check out that pineapple handle.
by anonymous323232 April 24, 2012
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