an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019
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Get the Hacks mug.To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.
"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020
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by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019
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Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
by OneGiantIndian March 10, 2011
Get the Hack-Off mug.A Hack and Flack is an informal gathering of journalists (often called 'hacks') and public relations people (often called 'flacks'). This is usually off the record and involves alcohol. The purpose is to build and improve relationships between two groups who often work together but sometimes for competing purposes.
I heard Joe is coming to the hack and flack tonight, it would be good to hear him not spitting out rote talking points for a change.
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