Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012

granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.

Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long

by mer&shon March 10, 2012

Grincy

A Grincy or a "Gronk" is a white dude who wears t-shirts with a pack of cigarettes' encased within the sleeve of the T-shirt. A Grincy is also a white dude who will take a punch to the face and high five you after for a job well done. A Grincy is also a white dude who yells out "Yeah!" after a good time.

Did you see that Grincy in from of the Petro Canada eating the pizza with the pizza box attached to the pizza?

by Calgarian Fred February 2, 2021

Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 12, 2021

Grandy

A portmanteau of 'grand' and 'handy', referring to a handjob where she also tickles your anus.

After plowing her ass last night, my girlfriend gave me a grandy to finish me off and my cum hit the roof!

by MikeySteele July 1, 2022

mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

ur granny tranny

an insult even worse than ur dad gay. Do not use this unless you want your opponents to die

Jake: why the fuck did you piss on my car?
Me: ur granny tranny
Jake: *explodes*

by RubenFL March 10, 2018