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Google chrome

Google chrome is the browser you go to when you are too retarded to find another browser.

The people who use google chrome are very likely to
watch clickbait youtube videos
be a teacher or some other old guy who are not experienced with computers
play fartneit
Matt: Hey I found this cool browser called brave
Jay: What is a browser?
Matt: Oh right, you're a google chrome normie.
by HugeEgoVirgin March 20, 2021
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Google Fuckery

When another person is able to locate information on Google that you had trouble finding
Dude, Jeremy got the links you were searching for all night!
Damn, that's some google fuckery
by PublicVoidStart April 26, 2022
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google roast

a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used
Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?
by yruhwiejsofkhiurkdsagf July 18, 2021
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Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.
I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.
by Justin H. September 5, 2005
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Google Earth

Similar to NASA's WorldWind, Google Earth is a program that allows you to scroll around the world and zoom in to wherever you like. A number of areas have satellite photography available to a high level of detail (you can see individual cars and stuff).
Google Earth seems to be an improvement on WorldWind because there is really high resolution imagery to a lot of areas around the world, rather than just Washington DC.
by Brendan July 31, 2005
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google,com

You tryed to type google.com but you're qwertylexic so you typed google,com by accident.

But luck for you, the internet is retard proof so it will take you to google.com.

YAY!
Normal Person: Go on google for me a sec I wanna search

something.

Retard: (Tries to type google.com actually types google,com) Crap! I put a comma instad of a full stop. FML!

Retard: Ohhh... wait it works anyway! <3
by ---><--- January 23, 2011
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Google Twitch

(noun) An irrational impulse to google or otherwise use the internet to search for something completely impossible to locate on the WWW.

(verb) To experience the desire to google something ungoogleable.
(noun) When I realized I had misplaced the keys to the safe I experienced such a strong google twitch that I actually sat down in front of my computer and typed "keys to safe" before I recognized my foolishness.

(noun) Jimmy lost track of his girlfriend, Yvonne, at the mall and while searching for her had a momentary google twitch as he walked past a computer store.

(verb) I was trying to remember where we were when we first kissed and I totally google twitched.
by Darren O'Donnell June 11, 2006
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